- Fruit unsettles me, because it's trees saying, "I don't care what you are. Make yourself useful. Shit some seeds." #
- "And trust me, I got diminished enough on the playground." RT @yvettenbrown “If I diminish you, I diminish myself.”- Desmond Tutu #
- #CoHabitationPerks secondary drawer of "backup silverware!" #
- socialist! RT @Derek_Mears I wish there was a way to regulate paranormal investigators… I can't tell the real ones from the fake ones. #
- I've gleaned his spinach…on to his kryptonite RT @HartHanson http://twitpic.com/14mequ – Sunday afternoon break. Ephemeral contentment! #
- Ha! RT @RobSchrab RT @robhuebel: Counting Crows should have called themselves Eating Dicks #
- I like to think that when I squish an ant, its final thought is, "Good. Being an ant blows." #
- Mom? RT @laurenjhenry i don't think it sees it coming, so it doesn't have time to think anything. and i don't think that they can think… #
- RT @Kuhhh Actual question re: foreign film. "Will we be watching any American films because technically they're foreign in other countries" #
- Really, it would make more sense to call it "skimmed," not "skim." Next time you're naming milk, you might want to call me. #
- I mean…it's clearly skimmed. Name milk much? Hey, skim milk, the Thompson Twins called, they want their name sense-making back. #
- Apparently they call it "skimmed" in the UK. Maybe we should change our country's name to "Americannot properly name milk." #
- Cool. @guentheralex and @underbrown sent this. Skim[med] milk and pop[ped] corn box[ed] set. http://bit.ly/ccEVUS #
- Although Danny Pudi looks very little like Andy Dick, Danny Pudi in a wig looks an awful lot like Andy Dick in a wig. #
- I'm going to devise some system that lets me type while I'm hanging upside down on my inversion table. #
- RT @steveagee Long list of things I wanted to do before turning 41, such as: snap the horn of a unicorn and then use that horn to kill it! #
- article on TV's romance with autism by @televisionary: http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-02-24/hollywood-takes-on-autism/ #
- Is Community on next week? I think they're making up weird shit to do in the snow just to mess with me. #
- By the way: zombies vs. plants for iphone. booyah. What's the new booyah? I submit "boop boopy doop." #
- So sad … @donglover at.shutter island sitting by himself. So sad. #
- "more like overkill island." – @erinhill2 #bestgirlfriend #
- Good thing about Hudson Hawk #1: "Captain Bob's steering wheel" bit #
- Good thing about Hudson Hawk #2: "Big Stan." #
- The list has to stop because I'm falling asleep, but it's not Hudson Hawk's fault. #
- RT @douggpound Just posted a blog about Pink Floyd on my Comfotably Numblr. #
- Summer of ants begins early. A battalion pouring out of one of our kitchen light switches. http://twitpic.com/15o8b9 #
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