- Erin left for work, I took out the garbage and locked myself out of the house. It's 5:40 AM. Who suffers? @daveseger, that's who #
- This is not an exciting video I just felt the moment should be documented. http://yfrog.us/5en2gz #
- You know what you can do to an assistant? You can just send him out for Mass Effect 2. I think it's allowed. He's a "personal" assistant. #
- I hate myself for loving this. RT @RobGeorge @morgan_murphy Guess it all depends on how you were reared. #
- RT @morgan_murphy its "The Flintstones" not "The Flinstones". What else have I been getting wrong?~ monster's actual name not "Frankenberry" #
- I let the air out of every tire on NCIS: LA's golf carts and they never traced it back to me, so I guess THEY'RE NOT SO GREAT AFTER ALL. #
- Hey, everyone that's confused by #thoughtsonthetoilet as a trending topic: Welcome to being me for the last 70 trending topics. #
- …and welcome to the level of confusion I experience every minute of every day about almost everything everyone else does and says. #
- I just came up with the idea of calling Twitter's universe the "Twitter Verse." what does everyone think? #
- I'm walking in a hallway (showing writers how to use Twitter) #
- My dialogue: "Jeff is uncharacteristically right about this." Shooting right now: "Jeff is bizzarely right about this." Good…save…? #
- Irony key from yesterday: I know the word "twitterverse" exists and "bizarrely" made the line 40 percent weaker than "uncharacteristically." #
- We killed two black widows last night…Erin said "what if they had babies," I'm like, "they're widows." #SaveItForTheShowBuddy #
- I can't believe I wasted 37 years not eating apple slices with peanut butter on them. #
- I actually just "approved" some T-shirts 2 days ago. But pitch NBC, not me! RT @goodie2sleeves [inquiring about Community merch]. #
- Starship's mainstream ambition ultimately watered down "We Built This City on Rock and Roll (and This Country on Slavery)." #
- I just flipped my cat the middle finger and she bounded across the bed and attacked it. They know what it means, guys. #
- Other formerly potent songs truncated by labels include C&C Music Factory's "I Got the Power (From Dead Native Americans)" #
- Thank you for the corrections. I confused C&C and Snap. C&C did "Everybody Dance Now (on the Grave of the Indigenous)". #
- French Sona?! http://yfrog.us/171w8z #
- I think it's important to party a lot when you're young, just so that when you're old, the "good old days" aren't THAT great. #
- Wait, quick rewrite: DRINK when you're young so that when you're old, the good old days are just kind of fuzzy. "party" sounded too fun. #
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