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I am what I am. RT @sonapanos @danharmon is talking about Hardcastle and McCormick again. Again. #

Finished Everything is Terrible fest. So MF'ing fun. Hope folks like our Emmy car ads. Our way of joining in spirit. #

I have to work on xmas ep so only saw first 8th of show on DVR, but props to @jimmyFallon opening, @joelMcHale and Jim Parsons #

What if when you landed this hash tag was trending RT @azizansari At an airport early morning. #DontEataMcGriddleAzizYouWillRegretIt #

Doing an all-night rewrite on the Christmas episode. #DontEataMcGriddleAzizYouWillRegretIt #

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Daily Danza Does a Sunday Rewrite http://yfrog.us/4ycn5z #

Browse dailydanza.com so I can be vicariously immersed with you this Sunday afternoon. It's a rabbit hole. I have no time. #

he hurt his legs (bad), he plays the mandolin by his pool, he randomly reads strangers' obituaries, he makes soup #DailyDanza #

I am scrolling through Tony Danza's life looking for the point of his knee injury. #ghoul #DailyDanza #

Ah. Announces imminent knee replacement in back yard. What did I want, for him to be making soup and go "AGGH! MY LEGS!" #DailyDanza #

Googled myself, found an interview with myself I already read, read it again, this time SKIMMING THE QUESTIONS. #StayOnTarget #

Awww! The letters are little bones! RT @ChoeBe: @HartHanson If you like to join the twar with @danharmon, here http://twitpic.com/2haprw #

You're retired, Roger, you can just say "took a shit." RT @ebertchicago I just visited the Lonely Little Magnolia Girl of Loon Lake. #

S2 of CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL 10:30 Adult Swim tonight. Trailer is absolutely hysterical: http://tinyurl.com/2vdwn3u #

Do we know any girls named "Shelby" over 18? Do they change names? Is it a new name? Is there an island of old Shelbys? #

Yes, come by my office first thing Monday. RT @stpipkin Can we talk about Samuel L. Jackson's hair in UNBREAKABLE?! #

Many rushed to ruin Shelby tweet, but this one took it all. RT @amaditalks My best friend was named Shelby, she would've been 36 this year. #

Next week, Tristram "chicken fingers" Shapeero returneth to shoot what I'm guessing will be another episode for the ages. #

Erin played the parks and rec cold open with the puppy again. Watch it again (or again). It's a TV diamond, I agree. #

Gmail freaks me out with the draft thing. It's right there. "Remember that one night you almost said THIS to the studio?" #

RT @AdoKerrison My draft folder has 3 drunken attempts to ask my alma mater how to make a certain bread from the dining hall #

All right, 205 script. What's the deal. What are you doing. Why you ain't takin' no God from these fingers. #1930sWriterHero #

Easy, girl. Easy now. Got to get you down to 28 includin' tag, now, girl! Talk to me! #Authentic30sEthnicRewrite #

I just listened to Poker Face, everybody. I'm ready to talk about Poker Face. You haven't moved on, have you? #

I feel they could've done better there RT @Pluimer "Twilight" spoof "Taintlight" is on Netflix instant. Who wants to come over and watch? #

Just watched 2 eps with Howard Rosenberg's symposium at USC and answered questions. Really fun (for me). Thanks to all who attended. #

.@aliyashivji photo board from chicken fingers episode: http://yfrog.com/bfo7qgej #

Wait that wasn't very high quality…will send again. #

actually I guess that's high quality enough to read. Never mind. For constant updates on the quality of my tweeted photos, stay tuned. #

I AM EXCITED RT @televisionary [Televisionary] The Dead Walk: AMC Announces Halloween Launch Date for The Walking Dead http://bit.ly/aqPsuv #

Walking to the mandatory harassment meeting, found out it was rescheduled, and Garrett said "great, now I have blue balls." #Season2Garrett #

Someone tell the lawyer that her jokes about how long and boring this meeting is are making it long and boring #

If I'm hearing right, If I get a doctor to confirm my oppositional defiant disorder, I can sue Sony for making me be at this meeting. #

We are on page 4 of 14 of this handout. And the whole thing is in comic sans serif #SmartPersonDiscrimination #

Morning! What would you like for breakfast? How about rumors of an upcoming Community soundtrack release? No? Cornflakes, then? #

My Community Theme Lyrics for Approval – The 88 are recording an extended version of the Community theme song… http://tumblr.com/xe2gs76k4 #

Baby Showrunner! http://yfrog.us/n6sbzz #

Baby Showrunner's girl! RT @ErinHill2 if i don't see another human soon an alien is going to crawl out of my chest and eat me, then my cat. #

Follow Friday: @BabyShowrunner makes little episodes in his little pants! #

RT @MrDonaldGlover Messing with Chevy: Video 2 #messingwithchevy http://twitvid.com/PFIN9 #

"I hate my own stupid Rocky statue!" #DialogueFromMemory #

"If every mind is a bathroom sink…there are things beneath we must not see." RT @abobrow http://yfrog.com/n9fu3nj #

This dog is making my night but he won't look at the camera. http://yfrog.com/b94e1kj #

Why are we talking about dogs when CHANNEL 101 STARTS AT THE DOWNTOWN INDEPENDENT AT 9! 251 S Main. Free of charge. See you there! #

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(Keifer Sutherland + Jason Sudeikis) / 2 = Peter Sarsgaard #

I don't read fanfic either, why you coughin' RT @maryarrr *cough* RT @HartHanson I cannot read any fanfic. It's a legal issue. #

Someone told me fan fic writers prefer to think of fan fic as being for fans, among fans, they don't really "want" show writers reading. #

Trivia: John Oliver told me he heard there is Daily Show slash fiction, and that he is ALWAYS the one "catching." #ModernProblems #

It keeps TV relevant for the most sought type of viewer and it's incredibly flattering RT @stamos what do you think about fanfic in general? #

.@poniewozik I just found a new way to make cash. Hey, @HartHanson, once upon a time Bones solved a murder with bones now PAY UP, BITCH! #

"It's not a neck bone, it's a cervical vertebra," she said. "But I thought a cervix was…" Booth's voice trembled. Bones' heart stirred. #

Dust from the ancient remains filled the air as she leaned back onto the stainless steel table, his breath hot on her neck #BonesFic #PAYME #

RT @HartHanson "Fundamentals of Metallurgy" in which lead actually IS turned to gold but the feat can't be replicated #COMMUNITYFIC #PAYME #

Um, I heard the 1 rule in Bones fan fic was #MakeItAwesome RT @100DaysofBones Excellent #Bones fictweet! Except 1 thing: #DontCallHerBones #

As he reached for the skeleton's hand, Seeley's chiseled bicep flexed, causing Bones to catch her breath, lip trembling, nipples stiffening. #

Nobody ever called him Seeley, and only he ever called her Bones. But tonight, the rules and skeletons faded. Only their bodies remained. #

GO TO SLEEP HARMON #

RT @JamesWWest @danharmon Has someone already named the Community fanbase? If not may I suggest "Communitarians"? #

This one pops. RT @stepliana Why can't we just be Commies? #

Cutler: You have to have a fence around a pool? They're so ugly. Donovan (oddly excited): Your child drowning is ugly, too. #WritersRoom #

RT @scoleribros Everything is Festival w/ @paulscheer, @RobSchrab, @danharmon and @robhuebel: http://tinyurl.com/2fs2c56 #

THE BEST RT @HartHanson Hey, Final Draft losers, drop the magazine and the bogus contests and FIX YOUR STUPID SOFTWARE you lame ass turds. #

"How you feeling, Roy?" "Pretty fucking unappreciated, Al." #

RT @JeffBryanDavis My friend Dino just flirted with a passing girl in the rarely heard 4th person possessive. #

30% of Community viewers are TBBT viewers, Communitarians. Ours is not to alienate, but to gently educate re: DVR use #

In edit bay working on 201. Iz rulez #

Don't admire me for editing my show on a Saturday. Admire @stevensprung for editing my show on a Saturday. #

Hey @stevensprung I sing you on potty http://yfrog.us/bdbg3z #

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New writers PA is Dan Margolis. The writers call him "Big Dick Dan," because, you know, there's two Dans. #SaveItForTheShow #

Given my recent back problems and need to write while laying on floor, my real nickname should probably be "Hitless Milch." #

I'm so inherently uncooperative that Neil made me wide awake by telling me to get some sleep. #

Who's ready for a #WriterAllNighter? Yaaaahooooooooooo #

No #WriterAllNighter is complete without a few of these. This one goes on for 3 pages. http://yfrog.com/evmr9bj #

I sleep in undies and they wriggle down to mid thigh when I'm sleeping. I should've been a sexy lady instead of a fat guy. #

Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. #

Hero, villain or holy man? Can't decide. RT @infantetony any type of s1 DVD giveaway/contest I should be made aware of before I buy it? #

I often say we'll all be working for assistant @DaveSeger one day but now I'm scared http://yfrog.com/b5lr8rj #

RT @sepinwall: My interview w/Community & Mad Men star @alisonbrie: http://bit.ly/awMVdq #

"I hate you, Fight Club!" "Then you hate yourself. Don't you get it, Kevin? YOU'RE Fight Club." #DialogueFromMemory #

That was absolutely me! RT @TheChauhan Pretty sure I just saw you driving a cart on the lot. You looked dazed and confused haha #

"It's not about winning the Civil War. It's not even about getting to that fort. It's about Glory." #DialogueFromMemory #

RT @KateOH New blog post: #Community 's @DanHarmon on #BigBangTheory , #Britta , #Starburns and more … http://tinyurl.com/367qdw3 #

If I died working on this show, but it was airing somewhere in Hell, I'd call it even. (pause) Pretty big fan of my stuff. #

We are happy to inform you that your free iPhone 4 case will ship three weeks before your iPhone 5. #

Guess it's true, when you share a time slot, your cycles sync up. Heading home. RT @kevwilliamson Attention Everyone: This day is over. #

Cuz she's NUTS! RT @yaysarcasm @danharmon Why does she keep saying "Modern Warfare" was the season finale? #

My favorite part of this interview: my plan to entertain as only a "drowning man" might. Huh? http://bit.ly/cIffxZ #

Something like "your show's been going great (gesture to Chevy) in spite of this guy." RT @mrhammar What was Betty White's shot at Chevy? #

"I want to keep the characters real, while just striving to entertain on a level that only a drowning man might." #ShowMeAllTheBlueprints #

New catchphrase http://yfrog.com/g0gdfhj #

RT @abobrow "Look, Schindler, I'm trusting you to do the right thing here." "Oh I will, Hitler. I will." #DialogueFromMemory #

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Angie Harmon is shooting her show next door to mine, in spite of a pact we made as children never to "pull a Cusack." #

Slight spoilage but great piece: RT @brucefretts TV Guide Magazine Exclusive: Betty White Rocks the Community Set! http://bit.ly/aNNDqL #

If you ask Angie if she's my sister, she will say "who is Dan Harmon," in accordance with said childhood anti-nepotism pact. #

you're not allowed in chevy's trailer RT @pattonoswalt Craft services at COMMUNITY = a bottle of Popov vodka and a bag of circus peanuts. #

"Where I come from, everyone's a suspect." "I've seen where you come from, Rizzoli. I believe you." #PredictingRizzoliIslesDialogue #

"It's supposed to be a mess, Isles, that's why they call it a crime scene." #PredictingRizzoliIslesDialogue #

"Rizzoli, are you familiar with non-lethal force?" "Yeah, that's what the bad guys use." #PredictingRizzoliIslesDialogue #

"My gynecologist follows procedure, Isles. I'm a cop, I follow hunches and clues." #PredictingRizzoliIslesDialogue #

This shirt stinks. #NotRizzoliIslesDialogue #MyShirtReallyStinks #

2 part question for the Glee panel. What do you consider your primary weakness, and how might an enemy exploit it? #

It's all going according to plan. RT @HitFixDaniel Second half of "Glee" the season will include an episode of original songs. #

Still my wallpaper: http://yfrog.com/69msslj #

The big challenge, I suppose, is knowing you're making the greatest show in history, yet keepsing it realz #TCAPartyPractice #

Said like a fog horn: Gooooooooood onnnnnnnne RT @TheSteamer You're making Seinfeld? in reply to TheSteamer #

I just got a great idea for a road movie. http://yfrog.com/n5pglj #

My cat's urinary tract infection is gone. @barrackobama I don't know if you had anything to do with that but thank you. #

I'm actually saying "critics!" RT @karenbs @danharmon as shown here with @sepinwall http://yfrog.com/1nvfmqj #

RT @CommunityFrance It's official ! You have a brand new french Community fan page on Twitter ! Coffee and fresh croissant guaranteed #

I was kidding. It will lead "everywhere." RT @ooovermyhead said that JA kiss would lead to nowhere. way to go there only to back down. #

It's the way of the future….it's the way of the future….it's the way of the future…it's the way of the future… #

I can't take credit for this writers room doodle but I like to think I caused the anxiety behind it http://yfrog.com/jb59gij #

Will do #

I'm glad the inventor of the Disco Stick didn't live to hear the household name of his innocent product co-opted like this. #

This inversion table is saving my bacon, man. #

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As Comic-Con becomes ComicDance, class issues emerge: RT @videogum Comic-Con 2010: An Exercise In Total Failure http://bit.ly/cFIOcP #

Erin points out #sdcc101 tweets from throughout con. @treebeliever at panel: "CAPSLOCK ON FOR REST OF THE HOUR." Adorable Advisory. #

Oh, come on, man. It's been a long night. RT @CrazyActor What are my lines? I don't like my lines. Can I have more lines? #

Okay, it's sinking in. Betty Whizzle's in the Hizzle. It's a surreal honor. #

Sure, but there ARE worse cliches, Pseudo Savvy Hipster Oaf. RT @trippdup make it count, not just regurgitate "Old Lady Swearing" jokes. #

Fellow former smokers: do you have dreams in which you're at a party and suddenly realize you've been chain smoking, and wake up upset? #

"Lawry this couplet" – revise this dialogue exchange to give it more character dynamic #NewJargon #SeasonTwoHarmon #

A rare meeting between writer Andy Bobrow ("Bob Ro") and 1st AD Bob Roe ("Bob Ro") http://yfrog.com/fvrt6tj #

Neil and Garrett keep using old writers room jargon and abbreviations from Scrubs so I'm trying to flush the pipes with my own. #

"Suppository" – a joke with a tag line that broadens rather than sharpens its impact #

Joe asks Chris if he ever has to clean his iPad screen. #LackOfiPadBurn Chris says he was busy helping inner city youth. #LackOfAltruismBurn #

For those who missed them at the TCAs, I spy a few lonely Human Beings in the Greendale cafeteria http://yfrog.com/i3dobkj #

No, the irony that my new favorite type of iPad game is called "time management" is NOT lost on me, but thank you, Mom Voice #

RT @azizansari Hans Zimmer needs to write a score for when I eat a cookie. when I eat cookies shit is mad suspenseful #PredictingKanyeTweets #

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I had like 3 things I truly WANTED to do today, passionately, and I'm still going to play an ipad game where I'm a chick that makes pizza. #

I was a dishwasher, and I fantasized about writing, and now I'm a writer, and in my video games, I own taco stands, deliver papers… #

I can't watch TNT for 20 mins without knowing how proud they are of their shows. What if this "branding and promotion" fad caught on? #

Cable is emulating network attitude in the 80s, it's cool, unashamed and effective. Branding, branding, branding. Remember "Be there?" #

The iPad game I'm playing is "Diner Dash Grilling Green," some folks wanted to know. #

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, the best ifs would have buts inside them. #

If I got paid to have concerns instead of scripts, my concerns would be best. I'd have the "my scripts" of concerns. #

Nice! RT @joshmassey1 So can we contribute posters for Abed's wall? Because he needs one for "D.A.R.Y.L." #

In alphabetical order, here's the study groupers on our panel at Comicon: ALL OF THEM, everyone, the whole group. #

Going to the "Fringe" panel? Our paintball episode got a 2 rating. We're fringe the way it counts, player. BE THERE. #

Sprite Zero's ad campaign should be "next time you accidentally grab us instead of Diet Coke, give us a sip." #

Trying to use Neil to keep me from tweeting when I should be writing. He left the room again. Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet! #

Onion AV's Todd Van Der Werff is moderating our comic con panel saturday. Showing DJ Steve Porter season 1 remix. And MORE. #

Sat. 3pm at Hilton!! Signing at sony booth noon sat. RT @BillyBot5000 Hey Dan, when is your panel? Comic Con website is a confusing mess. #

I miss Dino and Rob and Jeff. #

.@kellyoxford I return from my journey of twitter photo exploration to my comfort zone, "I made a stinky secret." #

.@sepinwall forgot to tell you "runheads" I recently met George Gallo RT @toddmbishop Serrano's got the disks! Serrano's got the disks!!! #

They say if you go into a dark bathroom and pitch 3 sad movies to the mirror, Laura Linney appears behind you. #

When he's not being New Vorhees and New "Classic Predator," @Derek_Mears is Original Kickpuncher. Don't spose you're comic-conning, Derek? #

Panel sched: 1. Porter Remix! 2. Chevy confusion 3. SNEAK PEEK at a bonus. 4. Chevy calls Joel queer 5. Surprise! 6. AIDS joke (Chevy?) #

I was high a lot back then, anything's possible. RT @UncleLeoLawson Weren't you that one guy from those 10-10-321 commercials? #

Erin and I just rode down to SD on train with @MrDonaldGlover and @GillianJacobs. Solved racism AGAIN!! #

Just realized I am at Maxim party tweeting people about back pain remedies. I 30% blame my age, 70% modern definitions of beauty. #

RT @phisherman2001 presenting check to habitat today. What do YOU do for others besides run your mouth telling people they're bad cock pilot #

You guys at the Community panel gave us all the best experience of our lives, and we owe you, especially if you didn't get in. #

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You're actually just in PP's waiting room, Kyle. RT @kylekinane There's a Planned Parenthood across from a sports bar here. #

I want to be the first guy to document getting old, and I want you to know, I seriously have started shaking canes at shit. #

I'm not kidding. And you know when it started? Big pants. Remember the big pants starting? That's when I checked out. #

I'm not saying that before big pants, I was Versace. I'm saying, I saw a dude wearing HUGE pants one day, in 96, and I blinked. HUGE PANTS. #

You know what? I just realized. This idea's too big for Twitter. I'll see you guys FIVE BESTSELLERS FROM NOW. #

"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight." #KillMove #GiantBalls #CitizenKaneOfLyrics #FollowYourBliss #OutByFive #FuckIt #

202 was ready for today's read last NIGHT. This time is usually when I'm on page 8, son! #Harmon2.0 #WangChung #

Summer fun with S&P: "Page 29, sc 15 Staging directions and the intent of – TROY AND ABED MAKE LOVE- are unclear to us." #

"For your quickfire challenge today, you've got crabs." All right, Top Chef. Take it easy. #

You mess with Miles, you get …the ..mosaic…tiles. #WorkOfArt #

(didn't know @dougstanhope was on twitter. Excited) #

Remember when I totally dished? That was awesome. #

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Happy birthday @cakekid ! We thank you for your many years of volunteer work with the Girlfriend for Schrab Foundation. #

.@cakekid @robschrab and a present for both of you: RT @JamesUrbaniak
Double Rainbow Connection Remix http://bit.ly/bE8AKj #

( For those who've yet to witness the quintuple rainbow that is this guy's reaction to a double rainbow : http://bit.ly/c5IIpa ) #

One script [mostly] down as of our first table read today. Writer's drafts coming in fast. We're not @noahhawley but we're on schedule. #

you who attended those promo shoots for the community marathon might like to know that @joelmchale is still talking about how cool you were. #

Moonlighting season 5, episode 1, opens with a music number. Then, Willis portrays Maddy's unborn child, which miscarries. #DoubleRainbow #

kirk cameron's brother? RT @twiterlessdave What were his choices again when he learned: He would be Bill cosby's grandkid or who else?? #

A month into recording my daily drives to work, I have captured the world's first glimpse of the elusive Pretentious Bigfoot. #

Does anyone have a blow for a cold open? #

I'm so embarrassed to have never seen Freaks and Geeks that I keep putting off tweeting how much I'm enjoying it, which is dishonest. #

I like to consider myself a young Apatow, because it makes me forget I'm old and not Apatow. #

Hooked on "Work of Art" because I'm in hopeless gay love with Miles. Racing home to watch him be sleepy and solipsistic. #

All right, Emmys. Do your worst. #

I don't care! I didn't even want any! They make your living room look totally dumb! #Emmys #PreSouredGrapes #

You know what? No nominations? NO PANTS. Going to Paramount in pajama bottoms. #BadAss #DoubleRainbow #Pajampion #

exactly, watch Community RT @KenTremendous Please don't watch the LeBron thing. Let's not teach athletes that this behavior is acceptable. #

I'm calling for society to become pajama based. We waste minutes of each day dressing and undressing. Pajamas ARE clothes. #

Yesterday, I achieved the joy of going from bed to car to work to car to bed. Pajamas made it possible. #Pajampion #ClothesAreLies #

This is where I tend to lose people, but showers are ALSO LIES. RT @jdbullock Would this society also ban showers? Shower in your PJ's? #

The first hours of every morning are spent on these rituals based on fear of disappointing. Showers, clothes, lies! Oh, except laborers. #

Okay, I may not have thought this through. #

First unprovoked snap at Neil and Garrett for trying to help me at 10:54 pm! Season two is a go! #

I hope, for my kids' sake, that when we colonize the moon, the streets will be in alpha-numeric grids and there won't be comment sections. #

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Hanging out on my woman's birthday listening to episode 8 of the @gransvirginity podcast. #

Someone with photoshop skillz should add chunks of ground meat coming down the ramp. RT @notjesslane Yes please! http://twitpic.com/20iofy #

having all your porn on one external drive is the "wearing clean underwear" of computer crashes. #

Beast MASTER http://twitpic.com/20mdn5 #

Alan Sepinwall dares to acknowledge Community's Emmy worthiness at great peril to his credibility! http://bit.ly/b0S5RU #

Props to our fallen British homies. We would pour some tea on the ground but we're afraid you'd misinterpret the gesture. #worldcup #

RT @DaveHolmes I live down the street from [Singer]. Walks his dog with no leash, and the dog does not leave his side. Beastmaster for REAL. #

I love that the Beastmaster has a small pox vaccination scar on his bicep. Master of all beasts, great and microscopic. #

Happy birthday @erinhill2 ! It's the age at which Jesus really dug into his dissertation, too. May yours require less and yield more. #

"For some software companies, your money just isn't enough." #FinalDraftSlogans #

"Fade in on you giving us three hundred dollars. Dissolve to you taking a flying fuck." #FinalDraftSlogans #

"We were here first. The End." #FinalDraftSlogans #

Erin went to bed halfway through Bicentennial Man. I sat through another hundred years. #

I bet the "Eclipse" in the title means that Twilight can walk around during the day!! #

I totally knew his name wasn't Twilight. Just doing a rad joke due to being young! #Eclipse #Rad #Youth #HarryPotter #

See @yvettenbrown GUEST-CO-HOST The View tomorrow. She's just 2 steps from hosting, 3 ranks below ViewMaster! #MaleDemo #

NO!!! RT @rocklobster2000 Prime Directives OVERWRITTEN: …{CALCULATING}…1. To Heckle….2…TO PERFECT HECKLING. 3. TO SUBDUE HUMANITY #

Ah! The copy of @hodgman 's book on my shelf was the one SIGNED by @hodgman and the one on my toilet tank wasn't. WHAT IF HE HAD VISITED?! #

BOO. RT @televisionary #Starz Ends the Party: Pay Cabler Axes #PartyDown (now with emailed comments by John Enbom) http://bit.ly/asn2qE #

I can't stop! It's part of a rare neurological disorder! RT @GrizzFan79 Mr. Harmon, are you still signing basketballs? #

.@rocklobster2000 you're wrong, Rock Lobster 2000. I CAN love @baltimotorcar. There's a human behind that account. He just needs love! #

Everyone! There's only one way to stop @rocklobster2000! If you believe in humanity, tell @baltimotorcar that you LOVE HIM! TELL HIM! #

Footloose Remake at the Downtown Independent in Los Angeles starts in 5 min. Then a second screening at 10:30! #

"I am still pissed at Court for making my vagina a swollen mess, but I mean, hello, gotta make the best of it we're on a yacht." #Kardashed #

Erin watching Behind Enemy Lines: "Gene Hackman can still fill out a flight suit. That's an ass you could eat oatmeal off." #IHAVENOIDEA #

#culdesac by @MrDonaldGlover with @ludwiggoransson http://www.culdesac-album.com/ available now for THEFT. #

(meaning it's free.) #

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