- Daily Danza Does a Sunday Rewrite http://yfrog.us/4ycn5z #
- Browse dailydanza.com so I can be vicariously immersed with you this Sunday afternoon. It's a rabbit hole. I have no time. #
- he hurt his legs (bad), he plays the mandolin by his pool, he randomly reads strangers' obituaries, he makes soup #DailyDanza #
- I am scrolling through Tony Danza's life looking for the point of his knee injury. #ghoul #DailyDanza #
- Ah. Announces imminent knee replacement in back yard. What did I want, for him to be making soup and go "AGGH! MY LEGS!" #DailyDanza #
- Googled myself, found an interview with myself I already read, read it again, this time SKIMMING THE QUESTIONS. #StayOnTarget #
- Awww! The letters are little bones! RT @ChoeBe: @HartHanson If you like to join the twar with @danharmon, here http://twitpic.com/2haprw #
- You're retired, Roger, you can just say "took a shit." RT @ebertchicago I just visited the Lonely Little Magnolia Girl of Loon Lake. #
- S2 of CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL 10:30 Adult Swim tonight. Trailer is absolutely hysterical: http://tinyurl.com/2vdwn3u #
- Do we know any girls named "Shelby" over 18? Do they change names? Is it a new name? Is there an island of old Shelbys? #
- Yes, come by my office first thing Monday. RT @stpipkin Can we talk about Samuel L. Jackson's hair in UNBREAKABLE?! #
- Many rushed to ruin Shelby tweet, but this one took it all. RT @amaditalks My best friend was named Shelby, she would've been 36 this year. #
- Next week, Tristram "chicken fingers" Shapeero returneth to shoot what I'm guessing will be another episode for the ages. #
- Erin played the parks and rec cold open with the puppy again. Watch it again (or again). It's a TV diamond, I agree. #
- Gmail freaks me out with the draft thing. It's right there. "Remember that one night you almost said THIS to the studio?" #
- RT @AdoKerrison My draft folder has 3 drunken attempts to ask my alma mater how to make a certain bread from the dining hall #
- All right, 205 script. What's the deal. What are you doing. Why you ain't takin' no God from these fingers. #1930sWriterHero #
- Easy, girl. Easy now. Got to get you down to 28 includin' tag, now, girl! Talk to me! #Authentic30sEthnicRewrite #
- I just listened to Poker Face, everybody. I'm ready to talk about Poker Face. You haven't moved on, have you? #
- I feel they could've done better there RT @Pluimer "Twilight" spoof "Taintlight" is on Netflix instant. Who wants to come over and watch? #
- Just watched 2 eps with Howard Rosenberg's symposium at USC and answered questions. Really fun (for me). Thanks to all who attended. #
- .@aliyashivji photo board from chicken fingers episode: http://yfrog.com/bfo7qgej #
- Wait that wasn't very high quality…will send again. #
- actually I guess that's high quality enough to read. Never mind. For constant updates on the quality of my tweeted photos, stay tuned. #
- I AM EXCITED RT @televisionary [Televisionary] The Dead Walk: AMC Announces Halloween Launch Date for The Walking Dead http://bit.ly/aqPsuv #
- Walking to the mandatory harassment meeting, found out it was rescheduled, and Garrett said "great, now I have blue balls." #Season2Garrett #
- Someone tell the lawyer that her jokes about how long and boring this meeting is are making it long and boring #
- If I'm hearing right, If I get a doctor to confirm my oppositional defiant disorder, I can sue Sony for making me be at this meeting. #
- We are on page 4 of 14 of this handout. And the whole thing is in comic sans serif #SmartPersonDiscrimination #
- Morning! What would you like for breakfast? How about rumors of an upcoming Community soundtrack release? No? Cornflakes, then? #
- My Community Theme Lyrics for Approval – The 88 are recording an extended version of the Community theme song… http://tumblr.com/xe2gs76k4 #
- Baby Showrunner! http://yfrog.us/n6sbzz #
- Baby Showrunner's girl! RT @ErinHill2 if i don't see another human soon an alien is going to crawl out of my chest and eat me, then my cat. #
- Follow Friday: @BabyShowrunner makes little episodes in his little pants! #
- RT @MrDonaldGlover Messing with Chevy: Video 2 #messingwithchevy http://twitvid.com/PFIN9 #
- "I hate my own stupid Rocky statue!" #DialogueFromMemory #
- "If every mind is a bathroom sink…there are things beneath we must not see." RT @abobrow http://yfrog.com/n9fu3nj #
- This dog is making my night but he won't look at the camera. http://yfrog.com/b94e1kj #
- Why are we talking about dogs when CHANNEL 101 STARTS AT THE DOWNTOWN INDEPENDENT AT 9! 251 S Main. Free of charge. See you there! #
- (Keifer Sutherland + Jason Sudeikis) / 2 = Peter Sarsgaard #
- I don't read fanfic either, why you coughin' RT @maryarrr *cough* RT @HartHanson I cannot read any fanfic. It's a legal issue. #
- Someone told me fan fic writers prefer to think of fan fic as being for fans, among fans, they don't really "want" show writers reading. #
- Trivia: John Oliver told me he heard there is Daily Show slash fiction, and that he is ALWAYS the one "catching." #ModernProblems #
- It keeps TV relevant for the most sought type of viewer and it's incredibly flattering RT @stamos what do you think about fanfic in general? #
- .@poniewozik I just found a new way to make cash. Hey, @HartHanson, once upon a time Bones solved a murder with bones now PAY UP, BITCH! #
- "It's not a neck bone, it's a cervical vertebra," she said. "But I thought a cervix was…" Booth's voice trembled. Bones' heart stirred. #
- Dust from the ancient remains filled the air as she leaned back onto the stainless steel table, his breath hot on her neck #BonesFic #PAYME #
- RT @HartHanson "Fundamentals of Metallurgy" in which lead actually IS turned to gold but the feat can't be replicated #COMMUNITYFIC #PAYME #
- Um, I heard the 1 rule in Bones fan fic was #MakeItAwesome RT @100DaysofBones Excellent #Bones fictweet! Except 1 thing: #DontCallHerBones #
- As he reached for the skeleton's hand, Seeley's chiseled bicep flexed, causing Bones to catch her breath, lip trembling, nipples stiffening. #
- Nobody ever called him Seeley, and only he ever called her Bones. But tonight, the rules and skeletons faded. Only their bodies remained. #
- GO TO SLEEP HARMON #
- RT @JamesWWest @danharmon Has someone already named the Community fanbase? If not may I suggest "Communitarians"? #
- This one pops. RT @stepliana Why can't we just be Commies? #
- Cutler: You have to have a fence around a pool? They're so ugly. Donovan (oddly excited): Your child drowning is ugly, too. #WritersRoom #
- RT @scoleribros Everything is Festival w/ @paulscheer, @RobSchrab, @danharmon and @robhuebel: http://tinyurl.com/2fs2c56 #
- THE BEST RT @HartHanson Hey, Final Draft losers, drop the magazine and the bogus contests and FIX YOUR STUPID SOFTWARE you lame ass turds. #
- "How you feeling, Roy?" "Pretty fucking unappreciated, Al." #
- RT @JeffBryanDavis My friend Dino just flirted with a passing girl in the rarely heard 4th person possessive. #
- 30% of Community viewers are TBBT viewers, Communitarians. Ours is not to alienate, but to gently educate re: DVR use #
- In edit bay working on 201. Iz rulez #
- Don't admire me for editing my show on a Saturday. Admire @stevensprung for editing my show on a Saturday. #
- Hey @stevensprung I sing you on potty http://yfrog.us/bdbg3z #
- New writers PA is Dan Margolis. The writers call him "Big Dick Dan," because, you know, there's two Dans. #SaveItForTheShow #
- Given my recent back problems and need to write while laying on floor, my real nickname should probably be "Hitless Milch." #
- I'm so inherently uncooperative that Neil made me wide awake by telling me to get some sleep. #
- Who's ready for a #WriterAllNighter? Yaaaahooooooooooo #
- No #WriterAllNighter is complete without a few of these. This one goes on for 3 pages. http://yfrog.com/evmr9bj #
- I sleep in undies and they wriggle down to mid thigh when I'm sleeping. I should've been a sexy lady instead of a fat guy. #
- Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. #
- Hero, villain or holy man? Can't decide. RT @infantetony any type of s1 DVD giveaway/contest I should be made aware of before I buy it? #
- I often say we'll all be working for assistant @DaveSeger one day but now I'm scared http://yfrog.com/b5lr8rj #
- RT @sepinwall: My interview w/Community & Mad Men star @alisonbrie: http://bit.ly/awMVdq #
- "I hate you, Fight Club!" "Then you hate yourself. Don't you get it, Kevin? YOU'RE Fight Club." #DialogueFromMemory #
- That was absolutely me! RT @TheChauhan Pretty sure I just saw you driving a cart on the lot. You looked dazed and confused haha
# - "It's not about winning the Civil War. It's not even about getting to that fort. It's about Glory." #DialogueFromMemory #
- RT @KateOH New blog post: #Community 's @DanHarmon on #BigBangTheory , #Britta , #Starburns and more … http://tinyurl.com/367qdw3 #
- If I died working on this show, but it was airing somewhere in Hell, I'd call it even. (pause) Pretty big fan of my stuff. #
- We are happy to inform you that your free iPhone 4 case will ship three weeks before your iPhone 5. #
- Guess it's true, when you share a time slot, your cycles sync up. Heading home. RT @kevwilliamson Attention Everyone: This day is over. #
- Cuz she's NUTS! RT @yaysarcasm @danharmon Why does she keep saying "Modern Warfare" was the season finale? #
- My favorite part of this interview: my plan to entertain as only a "drowning man" might. Huh? http://bit.ly/cIffxZ #
- Something like "your show's been going great (gesture to Chevy) in spite of this guy." RT @mrhammar What was Betty White's shot at Chevy? #
- "I want to keep the characters real, while just striving to entertain on a level that only a drowning man might." #ShowMeAllTheBlueprints #
- New catchphrase http://yfrog.com/g0gdfhj #
- RT @abobrow "Look, Schindler, I'm trusting you to do the right thing here." "Oh I will, Hitler. I will." #DialogueFromMemory #
- Angie Harmon is shooting her show next door to mine, in spite of a pact we made as children never to "pull a Cusack." #
- Slight spoilage but great piece: RT @brucefretts TV Guide Magazine Exclusive: Betty White Rocks the Community Set! http://bit.ly/aNNDqL #
- If you ask Angie if she's my sister, she will say "who is Dan Harmon," in accordance with said childhood anti-nepotism pact. #
- you're not allowed in chevy's trailer RT @pattonoswalt Craft services at COMMUNITY = a bottle of Popov vodka and a bag of circus peanuts. #
- "Where I come from, everyone's a suspect." "I've seen where you come from, Rizzoli. I believe you." #PredictingRizzoliIslesDialogue #
- "It's supposed to be a mess, Isles, that's why they call it a crime scene." #PredictingRizzoliIslesDialogue #
- "Rizzoli, are you familiar with non-lethal force?" "Yeah, that's what the bad guys use." #PredictingRizzoliIslesDialogue #
- "My gynecologist follows procedure, Isles. I'm a cop, I follow hunches and clues." #PredictingRizzoliIslesDialogue #
- This shirt stinks. #NotRizzoliIslesDialogue #MyShirtReallyStinks #
- 2 part question for the Glee panel. What do you consider your primary weakness, and how might an enemy exploit it? #
- It's all going according to plan. RT @HitFixDaniel Second half of "Glee" the season will include an episode of original songs. #
- Still my wallpaper: http://yfrog.com/69msslj #
- The big challenge, I suppose, is knowing you're making the greatest show in history, yet keepsing it realz #TCAPartyPractice #
- Said like a fog horn: Gooooooooood onnnnnnnne RT @TheSteamer You're making Seinfeld? in reply to TheSteamer #
- I just got a great idea for a road movie. http://yfrog.com/n5pglj #
- My cat's urinary tract infection is gone. @barrackobama I don't know if you had anything to do with that but thank you. #
- I'm actually saying "critics!" RT @karenbs @danharmon as shown here with @sepinwall http://yfrog.com/1nvfmqj #
- RT @CommunityFrance It's official ! You have a brand new french Community fan page on Twitter ! Coffee and fresh croissant guaranteed #
- I was kidding. It will lead "everywhere." RT @ooovermyhead said that JA kiss would lead to nowhere. way to go there only to back down. #
- It's the way of the future….it's the way of the future….it's the way of the future…it's the way of the future… #
- I can't take credit for this writers room doodle but I like to think I caused the anxiety behind it http://yfrog.com/jb59gij #
- Will do #
- I'm glad the inventor of the Disco Stick didn't live to hear the household name of his innocent product co-opted like this. #
- This inversion table is saving my bacon, man. #
- As Comic-Con becomes ComicDance, class issues emerge: RT @videogum Comic-Con 2010: An Exercise In Total Failure http://bit.ly/cFIOcP #
- Erin points out #sdcc101 tweets from throughout con. @treebeliever at panel: "CAPSLOCK ON FOR REST OF THE HOUR." Adorable Advisory. #
- Oh, come on, man. It's been a long night. RT @CrazyActor What are my lines? I don't like my lines. Can I have more lines? #
- Okay, it's sinking in. Betty Whizzle's in the Hizzle. It's a surreal honor. #
- Sure, but there ARE worse cliches, Pseudo Savvy Hipster Oaf. RT @trippdup make it count, not just regurgitate "Old Lady Swearing" jokes. #
- Fellow former smokers: do you have dreams in which you're at a party and suddenly realize you've been chain smoking, and wake up upset? #
- "Lawry this couplet" – revise this dialogue exchange to give it more character dynamic #NewJargon #SeasonTwoHarmon #
- A rare meeting between writer Andy Bobrow ("Bob Ro") and 1st AD Bob Roe ("Bob Ro") http://yfrog.com/fvrt6tj #
- Neil and Garrett keep using old writers room jargon and abbreviations from Scrubs so I'm trying to flush the pipes with my own. #
- "Suppository" – a joke with a tag line that broadens rather than sharpens its impact #
- Joe asks Chris if he ever has to clean his iPad screen. #LackOfiPadBurn Chris says he was busy helping inner city youth. #LackOfAltruismBurn #
- For those who missed them at the TCAs, I spy a few lonely Human Beings in the Greendale cafeteria http://yfrog.com/i3dobkj #
- No, the irony that my new favorite type of iPad game is called "time management" is NOT lost on me, but thank you, Mom Voice #
- RT @azizansari Hans Zimmer needs to write a score for when I eat a cookie. when I eat cookies shit is mad suspenseful #PredictingKanyeTweets #
- I had like 3 things I truly WANTED to do today, passionately, and I'm still going to play an ipad game where I'm a chick that makes pizza. #
- I was a dishwasher, and I fantasized about writing, and now I'm a writer, and in my video games, I own taco stands, deliver papers… #
- I can't watch TNT for 20 mins without knowing how proud they are of their shows. What if this "branding and promotion" fad caught on? #
- Cable is emulating network attitude in the 80s, it's cool, unashamed and effective. Branding, branding, branding. Remember "Be there?" #
- The iPad game I'm playing is "Diner Dash Grilling Green," some folks wanted to know. #
- If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, the best ifs would have buts inside them. #
- If I got paid to have concerns instead of scripts, my concerns would be best. I'd have the "my scripts" of concerns. #
- Nice! RT @joshmassey1 So can we contribute posters for Abed's wall? Because he needs one for "D.A.R.Y.L." #
- In alphabetical order, here's the study groupers on our panel at Comicon: ALL OF THEM, everyone, the whole group. #
- Going to the "Fringe" panel? Our paintball episode got a 2 rating. We're fringe the way it counts, player. BE THERE. #
- Sprite Zero's ad campaign should be "next time you accidentally grab us instead of Diet Coke, give us a sip." #
- Trying to use Neil to keep me from tweeting when I should be writing. He left the room again. Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet! #
- Onion AV's Todd Van Der Werff is moderating our comic con panel saturday. Showing DJ Steve Porter season 1 remix. And MORE. #
- Sat. 3pm at Hilton!! Signing at sony booth noon sat. RT @BillyBot5000 Hey Dan, when is your panel? Comic Con website is a confusing mess. #
- I miss Dino and Rob and Jeff. #
- .@kellyoxford I return from my journey of twitter photo exploration to my comfort zone, "I made a stinky secret." #
- .@sepinwall forgot to tell you "runheads" I recently met George Gallo RT @toddmbishop Serrano's got the disks! Serrano's got the disks!!! #
- They say if you go into a dark bathroom and pitch 3 sad movies to the mirror, Laura Linney appears behind you. #
- When he's not being New Vorhees and New "Classic Predator," @Derek_Mears is Original Kickpuncher. Don't spose you're comic-conning, Derek? #
- Panel sched: 1. Porter Remix! 2. Chevy confusion 3. SNEAK PEEK at a bonus. 4. Chevy calls Joel queer 5. Surprise! 6. AIDS joke (Chevy?) #
- I was high a lot back then, anything's possible. RT @UncleLeoLawson Weren't you that one guy from those 10-10-321 commercials? #
- Erin and I just rode down to SD on train with @MrDonaldGlover and @GillianJacobs. Solved racism AGAIN!! #
- Just realized I am at Maxim party tweeting people about back pain remedies. I 30% blame my age, 70% modern definitions of beauty. #
- RT @phisherman2001 presenting check to habitat today. What do YOU do for others besides run your mouth telling people they're bad cock pilot #
- You guys at the Community panel gave us all the best experience of our lives, and we owe you, especially if you didn't get in. #
- You're actually just in PP's waiting room, Kyle. RT @kylekinane There's a Planned Parenthood across from a sports bar here. #
- I want to be the first guy to document getting old, and I want you to know, I seriously have started shaking canes at shit. #
- I'm not kidding. And you know when it started? Big pants. Remember the big pants starting? That's when I checked out. #
- I'm not saying that before big pants, I was Versace. I'm saying, I saw a dude wearing HUGE pants one day, in 96, and I blinked. HUGE PANTS. #
- You know what? I just realized. This idea's too big for Twitter. I'll see you guys FIVE BESTSELLERS FROM NOW. #
- "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight." #KillMove #GiantBalls #CitizenKaneOfLyrics #FollowYourBliss #OutByFive #FuckIt #
- 202 was ready for today's read last NIGHT. This time is usually when I'm on page 8, son! #Harmon2.0 #WangChung #
- Summer fun with S&P: "Page 29, sc 15 Staging directions and the intent of – TROY AND ABED MAKE LOVE- are unclear to us." #
- "For your quickfire challenge today, you've got crabs." All right, Top Chef. Take it easy. #
- You mess with Miles, you get …the ..mosaic…tiles. #WorkOfArt #
- (didn't know @dougstanhope was on twitter. Excited) #
- Remember when I totally dished? That was awesome. #
- Happy birthday @cakekid ! We thank you for your many years of volunteer work with the Girlfriend for Schrab Foundation. #
- .@cakekid @robschrab and a present for both of you: RT @JamesUrbaniak
Double Rainbow Connection Remix http://bit.ly/bE8AKj # - ( For those who've yet to witness the quintuple rainbow that is this guy's reaction to a double rainbow : http://bit.ly/c5IIpa ) #
- One script [mostly] down as of our first table read today. Writer's drafts coming in fast. We're not @noahhawley but we're on schedule. #
- you who attended those promo shoots for the community marathon might like to know that @joelmchale is still talking about how cool you were. #
- Moonlighting season 5, episode 1, opens with a music number. Then, Willis portrays Maddy's unborn child, which miscarries. #DoubleRainbow #
- kirk cameron's brother? RT @twiterlessdave What were his choices again when he learned: He would be Bill cosby's grandkid or who else?? #
- A month into recording my daily drives to work, I have captured the world's first glimpse of the elusive Pretentious Bigfoot. #
- Does anyone have a blow for a cold open? #
- I'm so embarrassed to have never seen Freaks and Geeks that I keep putting off tweeting how much I'm enjoying it, which is dishonest. #
- I like to consider myself a young Apatow, because it makes me forget I'm old and not Apatow. #
- Hooked on "Work of Art" because I'm in hopeless gay love with Miles. Racing home to watch him be sleepy and solipsistic. #
- All right, Emmys. Do your worst. #
- I don't care! I didn't even want any! They make your living room look totally dumb! #Emmys #PreSouredGrapes #
- You know what? No nominations? NO PANTS. Going to Paramount in pajama bottoms. #BadAss #DoubleRainbow #Pajampion #
- exactly, watch Community RT @KenTremendous Please don't watch the LeBron thing. Let's not teach athletes that this behavior is acceptable. #
- I'm calling for society to become pajama based. We waste minutes of each day dressing and undressing. Pajamas ARE clothes. #
- Yesterday, I achieved the joy of going from bed to car to work to car to bed. Pajamas made it possible. #Pajampion #ClothesAreLies #
- This is where I tend to lose people, but showers are ALSO LIES. RT @jdbullock Would this society also ban showers? Shower in your PJ's? #
- The first hours of every morning are spent on these rituals based on fear of disappointing. Showers, clothes, lies! Oh, except laborers. #
- Okay, I may not have thought this through. #
- First unprovoked snap at Neil and Garrett for trying to help me at 10:54 pm! Season two is a go! #
- I hope, for my kids' sake, that when we colonize the moon, the streets will be in alpha-numeric grids and there won't be comment sections. #
- Hanging out on my woman's birthday listening to episode 8 of the @gransvirginity podcast. #
- Someone with photoshop skillz should add chunks of ground meat coming down the ramp. RT @notjesslane Yes please! http://twitpic.com/20iofy #
- having all your porn on one external drive is the "wearing clean underwear" of computer crashes. #
- Beast MASTER http://twitpic.com/20mdn5 #
- Alan Sepinwall dares to acknowledge Community's Emmy worthiness at great peril to his credibility! http://bit.ly/b0S5RU #
- Props to our fallen British homies. We would pour some tea on the ground but we're afraid you'd misinterpret the gesture. #worldcup #
- RT @DaveHolmes I live down the street from [Singer]. Walks his dog with no leash, and the dog does not leave his side. Beastmaster for REAL. #
- I love that the Beastmaster has a small pox vaccination scar on his bicep. Master of all beasts, great and microscopic. #
- Happy birthday @erinhill2 ! It's the age at which Jesus really dug into his dissertation, too. May yours require less and yield more. #
- "For some software companies, your money just isn't enough." #FinalDraftSlogans #
- "Fade in on you giving us three hundred dollars. Dissolve to you taking a flying fuck." #FinalDraftSlogans #
- "We were here first. The End." #FinalDraftSlogans #
- Erin went to bed halfway through Bicentennial Man. I sat through another hundred years. #
- I bet the "Eclipse" in the title means that Twilight can walk around during the day!! #
- I totally knew his name wasn't Twilight. Just doing a rad joke due to being young! #Eclipse #Rad #Youth #HarryPotter #
- See @yvettenbrown GUEST-CO-HOST The View tomorrow. She's just 2 steps from hosting, 3 ranks below ViewMaster! #MaleDemo #
- NO!!! RT @rocklobster2000 Prime Directives OVERWRITTEN: …{CALCULATING}…1. To Heckle….2…TO PERFECT HECKLING. 3. TO SUBDUE HUMANITY #
- Ah! The copy of @hodgman 's book on my shelf was the one SIGNED by @hodgman and the one on my toilet tank wasn't. WHAT IF HE HAD VISITED?! #
- BOO. RT @televisionary #Starz Ends the Party: Pay Cabler Axes #PartyDown (now with emailed comments by John Enbom) http://bit.ly/asn2qE #
- I can't stop! It's part of a rare neurological disorder! RT @GrizzFan79 Mr. Harmon, are you still signing basketballs? #
- .@rocklobster2000 you're wrong, Rock Lobster 2000. I CAN love @baltimotorcar. There's a human behind that account. He just needs love! #
- Everyone! There's only one way to stop @rocklobster2000! If you believe in humanity, tell @baltimotorcar that you LOVE HIM! TELL HIM! #
- Footloose Remake at the Downtown Independent in Los Angeles starts in 5 min. Then a second screening at 10:30! #
- "I am still pissed at Court for making my vagina a swollen mess, but I mean, hello, gotta make the best of it we're on a yacht." #Kardashed #
- Erin watching Behind Enemy Lines: "Gene Hackman can still fill out a flight suit. That's an ass you could eat oatmeal off." #IHAVENOIDEA #
- #culdesac by @MrDonaldGlover with @ludwiggoransson http://www.culdesac-album.com/ available now for THEFT. #
- (meaning it's free.) #
- Anybody electrically minded ever see anything like this? Outlet basically exploded. Overloaded? Faulty? Both? http://yfrog.com/6f3lmvj #
- Well, I shut off the circuit. It's in the landlord's hands, now. And I have no video games or WiFi. Uh oh. #LowStakesAwakenings #
- crap I forgot to call my Dad. Still time. #
- voice mail! NAAAAAAAILED IT! #
- Fine, if nobody wants to make a movie with young actors holding their heads still while expressionlessly fetishizing vintage crap, I WILL. #
- "Well, kids, it's a very romantic story. Your Dad used craigslist to emotionally blackmail me." http://bit.ly/9e1OWF #
- Now that I'm 37 and settled in, I can pretend I know all about dating. Guys, just talk to them! (okay I couldn't either). #
- totally typing this on a bluetooth keyboard into my iphone, something I've been waiting to be able to do since waaay back when I cared. #
- Carl Jung May Have Been Wrong – We were having a small degree of difficulty breaking the story for our third… http://tumblr.com/xe2bzwqsg #
- It's sinking in how much multitasking improves normal iPhone use. Going 'twixt a tweet and a site that doesn't reload every time is nice. #
- New Haircut. New Avatar. New Season. Same posture and odor. Higher cholesterol. #streetsahaircut #
- I'm Mister January in the "Boys of the Writers Room" Calendar! http://twitpic.com/1z5ur2 #
- WHOA! Nice! What software did you use? RT @bradyarnold I made a 3D model of the study room! Hope you like! http://youtu.be/79kNLCISnpM #
- RT @nbcstore Damn right! RT @Cshifty YES! Troy and Abed in the Morning mugs!! http://bit.ly/af8yDT #
- RT @HartHanson Everyone take a moment, look at the sky, and ponder the significance of the birthday of Joss Whedon. #
- Don't kill the messenger but I'm tweeting this on my iPhone 4. #
- Front facing camera! http://yfrog.us/emschz #
- This phone combines my two favorite things: Twitter and a mirror. http://yfrog.com/6fklfj #
- Not sure how to describe what I need, but can anyone recommend a mac program for archiving/marking/tagging/cataloging various A/V files? #
- maybe a localized evernote notebook is all I need. I'm gonna try that first, then look into bento, thanks @ddefrehn #
- .@MrDonaldGlover http://yfrog.us/1qkmiz in reply to MrDonaldGlover #
- I smoked out another Community writer's Twitter. Slippery little bastards. @abobrow #
- (I feel deceitful but nobody just "shows up" for an intervention) RT @yvettenbrown I'm gonna be co-hosting "The View" next Thurs. July 1st! #
- Quick! Read the descriptions on NBC's Community merch page from 3 down and on before the writer wakes up sober! http://bit.ly/9AX7Fg #
- How can one man turn so much pain into so much joy? RT @MrDonaldGlover iPhone 4 line 8: http://yfrog.us/5npwyz #
- I check those NBC store product descriptions every ten minutes. As a writer, it's like looking at a baby on a lit stove. #
- No, that's a bad metaphor because the "baby" isn't suffering, I'm just transfixed by the capricious parenting. It's a baby on a car's roof. #
- Not surprised to see iPhoto's face recognizer mistaking me for Starburns, but the 3 matches with @alisonbrie kind of threw me. #
- I think I only HAVE 3 pictures of Alison, and iphoto thinks they're all me. Also one of Dr. Phil. We do all take great care of our skin. #
- I take comfort knowing, from my diet's web page, that somewhere, right now, Dennis Quaid is also looking at this. http://twitpic.com/1zwqfw #
- I also take a sadistic pleasure in knowing certain others have to eat it. Choke on it, Fergie. Choke on the "London Bridges" of lunches. #
- RT @HeavyRaines17 Is that quinoa I see in there? ~ It is! You should get a prize for knowing that. Like maybe a CHEESEBURGER. #
- folks want to know if I'm having this antenna-holding issue with the iphone 4. I've tried and haven't gotten any signal loss so far, FYI. #
- But, just realized I get 5 bars at desk, so maybe I have to find a 4 bar spot and try it again. Curious. #UsedToBeCuriousAboutWayCoolerShit #
- If I met Kevin Costner he'd be all I cleaned the sea and I'd be like I wore pajamas to work and he'd be like whoa WTF #
- Almost twenty years later, and I still feel like we were all being lied to. How can rhythm be a dancer? #
- Mystery SOLVED RT @AnniesB00bs I like to be informed of what's going on around campus during class while driving drinking around with and. #
- Is eminem's new album good? Why am I asking? I can download it to my phone. Oh, my phone doesn't work with my car now. #
- My first FaceTime call! http://twitpic.com/20c1e7 #
- Mentioning the #worldcup to see if there's a little baby soccer ball in my tweet! #
- Awwww! They should do that with #hotdogs and #kittycats! #
- Drank two forties last night and have awakened to a pounding, throbbing hizzle. #