• Imagine "Cats" with no cats and less singing. Imagine a place outside pride. Imagine Harmontown. http://t.co/80KJqNs 2011-09-08
• Don't want clarification. Prefer this to be random. RT @RandomDrone9410 @danharmon The Big C is a great show, ASSHOLE 2011-09-06
• The Most Dangerous Man in America is on the streets, eating a burger in Burbank and I will let him save his story for his podcast of choice. 2010-11-14
• I can explain that. It's because you are a shut up poop face. RT @Grodag_Rark You seem angry in many of your tweets. 2010-11-14
• I was William Hurt in Altered States, except the deprivation tank had a lime in it, and instead of a monkey, I became an AM DJ 2010-11-14
• I really broke the Douche Barrier this weekend. 2010-11-14
• If you said something bad in the last 12 hours: poop face. If you said good things: thanks. Humanity: uncomplicated since 500 billion BC. 2010-11-13
• Very well put. @possumtoast Perhaps you should direct the haters to the following reading materials: http://tinyurl.com/2wxwmto 2010-11-13
• McKenna sent cupcakes to writers room of Mister Sunshine, and this was their delicious return: http://yfrog.com/e8eynj 2010-11-13
• Also, I know Modern Family is well written. Duh Doy. I'm as sure of that as you'll need to become sure I'm HUMAN or STOP FOLLOWING ME. 2010-11-13
• Quick reminder that I am WELL aware that 99.9 percent of you are the coolest fans and generally smartest, sexiest TV viewers in HISTORY. 2010-11-13
• This is my impression of you guys: "blah blah blah you should do and say this." too bad I'm a rebel. A REBEL! 2010-11-13
• Oh, good, 6,000 tweets telling me you like Modern Family. JUST WHEN I WAS WONDERING. Put a wiener in it, a-holes, I'm HUMAN AND HUNGOVER. 2010-11-13
• Answers are coming. Dino's. Bar. Actors spooning story points to the camera is more comfortable than Abed saying "this is like TV." 2010-11-13
• Questions in no order. Where am I. Where is my car. What have I done. Did I tweet last night. Why do people like Modern Family. 2010-11-13
• RT @MarioGnzlz I'm Mexican and fat. 2 birds 1 stone! Can I audition? I don't even speak Spanish! ~ Whoa, that IS Mexican! 2010-11-07
• .@stevensprung http://yfrog.com/18lclij 2010-11-07
• I report with no judgment, and probably admiration, that Tom Sizemore is rehearsing a one man show in the front area of our post facility. 2010-11-07
• I want to get a 1.9 tattoo. #MiBubbleRatingsLoca 2010-11-07
• "Secret Santa" (Pierce/Dean/Troy) #NotAFanFic #Community 2010-11-07
• I don't read Community fanfic but I love reading the titles and trying to imagine what people are imagining. 2010-11-07
• Daylight Savings is a holiday, marking our first realization, as children, that grownups also have no idea what the fuck is going on. 2010-11-07
• Edit bay art. My POV for 12 hours. Yes, @stevensprung edits standing up like a hacker in Swordfish http://yfrog.com/5u7tsbj 2010-11-07
• A Ketel rocks costs more than a bottle of Ketel at the White Horse, but it's served with a plate of cookies by a lady that knows my name. 2010-11-07
• We're the most wound up about the least tangible stuff for the exact 10 years of our lives during which we have some swing to our punches. 2010-11-07
• If TV truly nails one function, it's distracting young minds from actual, boring class issues with big, sexy, empty racial ones. 2010-11-07
• Yes! RT @ThrashinLashan Apparently #Community needs a Mexican. http://bit.ly/cZQOK8 2010-11-06
• Victory for little brothers!RT @bonesharmon looks like you win. NBC turned down my idea for a show I called "I'll beat the crap out of you." 2010-11-06
• From the "Bed You Made" department: RT @CLAYmfSIMS What movie is #community supposed to be? 2010-11-04
• It's not the story that blows the mind, it's the condescending and somehow simultaneously defiant email the blogger got from the editor. 2010-11-04
• Holy crap. RT @sepinwall RT @nprmonkeysee: Blogger claims editor who stole her writing said web is "public domain." http://bit.ly/93EUqZ 2010-11-04
• Whoa! Had never realized. Or thought about it. I am really American. RT @ThrashinLashan We don't even celebrate Halloween in Australia... 2010-11-04
• It's a red letter day out here on the bubble! RT @lenier Any words about the extra ep order Dan? 2010-11-04
• The GCC pennant takes an honored if frightening place on my corkboard http://yfrog.com/ep3esmj 2010-11-04
• Edit bay art http://yfrog.com/6bpgijj 2010-10-21
• We made it to the Yahoo bubble! SHOW SAVED!!!! #CloseOnes RT @burlivesleftnut they say it's a bubble show. Would be stupid to cancel. 2010-10-21
• Eight minutes eastern and central. Advance congratulations on your viewing. 2010-10-21
• NO!!!! This is always how you find out!!! RT @maacnp Yahoo says Community is on the chopping block! 2010-10-21
• OMFG you guys Community is TFOT! (Totally f'ing on tonight) 2010-10-21
• "Your enthusiasm for the Godfather project notwithstanding, Mr. Evans, I must insist we remain on toilet paper lockdown." 2010-10-20
• My daily reminder that, like all of us, Paramount has seen its share of dark days. http://yfrog.com/41a40ikj 2010-10-20
• Kevin Corrigan, one of my favorite actors of all time, is on our set, saying stuff we wrote, and we are shooting it! 2010-10-20
• I need eleven more of these for my new calendar http://yfrog.com/564bjrj 2010-10-19
• Thanks! RT @marlboromob Abed's subplot in episode 3 happened ~9 months after STD fair episode. If it wasn't deliberate pretend it was anyway 2010-10-19
• He hadn't beheaded anyone when he felt it! RT @JoshGorfain: seriously, "the quickening" is absorbing the energy of an immortal you beheaded” 2010-10-19
• Can't blame her. That movie's sloppy. Erin keeps asking what "the quickening" is, and I keep dodging. "it's when you hang out and stuff." 2010-10-19
• Erin finally saw Highlander and thought you become an immortal if an immortal fails to kill you all the way, like with werewolves. 2010-10-19
• Do you love Community but not me? You don't have to feel alone anymore. http://www.danharmonsucks.com 2010-10-19
• Can't democrats and republicans just change both their names to "politicans" so we can start over? http://bit.ly/apVGUO (via @poniewozik) 2010-10-12
• Awwwww! RT @judykim97 Using procreation to increase gwynnifer's 12% demographic. http://twitpic.com/2wrzbn 2010-10-11
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