- RT @occono Any things you've wanted to be able to do on the show and couldn't? ~ I've always dreamed of teaching Chevy tact. #
- Maybe not the 7th, but definitely a seal. RT @lynchland I am now following Taylor Swift on twitter. #
- Every one is special, but, in my view, this next episode goes in a drawer next to halloween and xmas. It's a little gem. I think. Enjoy. #
- When you pull the lever on a TNT Law and Order rerun, there's six ways to win, but a jackpot has to have an Orbach. #
- I can't force the rest of Community to wish you a happy 20th, @S_Tenuta, but maybe if I do it, peer pressure will take over. HAPPY BIRTHDAY #
- I guess I meant the episode AFTER this next one is one of my super favorites. Which is not to say next one is at all shabby. #
- I have to get this damn beard off my face. #
- Ha, "a throne of lies!" RT @kenjeong Ken talks about his favorite "Idol" visiting Community http://bit.ly/9DpZLg #
- Community Trivia: the episode we're shooting this week has a measurable chance of getting me fired, and is totally worth it. #
- Community Trivia: This is the 2nd longest job I've had. If we go to season 2, it may beat my 1st longest, washing dishes at a psych ward. #
- Community Trivia: @kenjeong is half Korean, one quarter Chinese, and ten percent Apache, can sense fear and detect precious metals. #
- 6% Scientologist 4% Orthodox Jew 5% Common Housefly RT @laurenjhenry what is the remaining 15% of Ken Jeong made up of? #
- Community Trivia: as the world's only known arachniphobicoprophile, @alisonbrie loves the poop of people startled by spiders. #
- Community Trivia: @Yvettenbrown has no memory before 2002, when she awoke on a table in an abandoned military lab. She eats copper. #
- Community Trivia: @donglover, the only son of Danny Glover, played the child who offers candy to the Predator in Predator 2. #
- Community Trivia: Chevy Chase speaks 19 languages and, as a licensed psychologist, often mediates the constant conflicts between the cast. #
- Community Trivia: @joelmchale, while on a USO tour, foiled a Taliban-sponsored plot to destroy Mount Rushmore. He's also a hermaphrodite. #
- Community Trivia: Danny Pudi had a party, everyone was there. Danny Pudi made a pooty, everyone went out for air. #
- Watching test footage taken with a Phantom. Everything looks cool at a thousand frames per second. #
- Skip to the red jello for the best part: RT @killahmcgillah some images are 2500FPS. nuts: http://vimeo.com/4167288 #
- So now I'm informed that the episode airing Thursday *IS* the one that I was calling one of my super favorites. Hulu/TV Guide misfire. #
- I don't mean Hulu or TV Guide made a mistake, I just mean they had the wrong information about the episode that's next. It's not pottery. #
- Sarah Silverman Program S3 starts tomorrow. I dare you to watch the trailer and not be excited. http://sarahblog.comedycentral.com/ #
- You can watch my favorite new Community, then all the NBC shows, then flip to Sarah. Leno won't mind. He's a survivor. #
- Erin told me yesterday that British people don't get why we say "you're welcome" after "thank you." I guess it's not like we get it either. #
- You can always tell when I'm hung up on a joke because there's a burst of tweets where I answer questions about comedy writing. #
- Thought I'd "save energy" by keeping wallet in back pocket during drive to work. But I need my wallet to get on lot! #lowstakestwilightzone #
- New York Magazine's Vulture Blog takes a break from "devouring" Community to interview its photogenic creator: http://tiny.cc/zP4j5 #
- This ep. Isn't "the one that could get me fired," that's the one we're shooting. Tonight's is just a good episode, not over budget. #
- Yes! The best. RT @yvettenbrown "I did eat all the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows."~Jeff #Community #
- Team Leonard FTW #
- #FF @Derek_Mears IS the Kickpuncher. #
- If you didn't watch last night's season premiere of The Sarah Silverman Program, you should listen more closely to your baby penis. #
- I don't mind being a Megatron, but does every single person in the world have to be a Starscream? Can I get a fucking Soundwave in here? #
- Uh oh. Nobody tell him. RT @tomclarkcomedy Watching Mitch Hedberg do comedy makes me happy. #
- They photoshopped hands with badges and guns on the "Cop Out" poster so we know it's not about two regular guys copping out. #
- This celebrity rehab show could use a little more of something…and it sure ain't rehab! #
- I think you guys were all very manly this week, be proud. RT @DonGlover @alisonbrie you're such a pussy. #
- People holding mics in their Facebook photos are saying "I'm a comedian," then adding, "and I admit that's not apparent." #
- RT AngelAmyRF doing a 10K for Patrick Dempsey's cancer center http://bit.ly/bRIJkK need donations #
- Finally got to see 30 Rock this morning. Liz Lemon's pizza-ordering voice made me pee. Still haven't seen Office or P&R #
- I bet the people that write that beautiful Jeff/Annie fan fiction wish the show wasn't created by a guy that tweets "hi, I'm taking a shit." #
- Watching dark crystal..come to
the castle. No, We have to get to the castle. #
- Erin left for work, I took out the garbage and locked myself out of the house. It's 5:40 AM. Who suffers? @daveseger, that's who #
- This is not an exciting video I just felt the moment should be documented. http://yfrog.us/5en2gz #
- You know what you can do to an assistant? You can just send him out for Mass Effect 2. I think it's allowed. He's a "personal" assistant. #
- I hate myself for loving this. RT @RobGeorge @morgan_murphy Guess it all depends on how you were reared. #
- RT @morgan_murphy its "The Flintstones" not "The Flinstones". What else have I been getting wrong?~ monster's actual name not "Frankenberry" #
- I let the air out of every tire on NCIS: LA's golf carts and they never traced it back to me, so I guess THEY'RE NOT SO GREAT AFTER ALL. #
- Hey, everyone that's confused by #thoughtsonthetoilet as a trending topic: Welcome to being me for the last 70 trending topics. #
- …and welcome to the level of confusion I experience every minute of every day about almost everything everyone else does and says. #
- I just came up with the idea of calling Twitter's universe the "Twitter Verse." what does everyone think? #
- I'm walking in a hallway (showing writers how to use Twitter) #
- My dialogue: "Jeff is uncharacteristically right about this." Shooting right now: "Jeff is bizzarely right about this." Good…save…? #
- Irony key from yesterday: I know the word "twitterverse" exists and "bizarrely" made the line 40 percent weaker than "uncharacteristically." #
- We killed two black widows last night…Erin said "what if they had babies," I'm like, "they're widows." #SaveItForTheShowBuddy #
- I can't believe I wasted 37 years not eating apple slices with peanut butter on them. #
- I actually just "approved" some T-shirts 2 days ago. But pitch NBC, not me! RT @goodie2sleeves [inquiring about Community merch]. #
- Starship's mainstream ambition ultimately watered down "We Built This City on Rock and Roll (and This Country on Slavery)." #
- I just flipped my cat the middle finger and she bounded across the bed and attacked it. They know what it means, guys. #
- Other formerly potent songs truncated by labels include C&C Music Factory's "I Got the Power (From Dead Native Americans)" #
- Thank you for the corrections. I confused C&C and Snap. C&C did "Everybody Dance Now (on the Grave of the Indigenous)". #
- French Sona?! http://yfrog.us/171w8z #
- I think it's important to party a lot when you're young, just so that when you're old, the "good old days" aren't THAT great. #
- Wait, quick rewrite: DRINK when you're young so that when you're old, the good old days are just kind of fuzzy. "party" sounded too fun. #
- Weird. I know I'm watching Ghost Rider because there's a demon skull where Cage's head should be, but why is he in Bangkok? #
- Oh, it's Bangkok Dangerous. #
- Bangkok seems especially dangerous if you're a really sloppy hitman. #
- MLK: "A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan." Amen. #
- There's too many great quotes by MLK. Just reading them now. He was both feet in, pro-human, anti-system. Subversive the way it counts. #
- "Holy shit, did you hear that thunder clap" doesn't work as well in the information age. You didn't hear it. You're in Dallas and Canada. #
- Two movies I can't stop watching if they're on: Goodfellas and Stephen King's Dreamcatcher. Kiss my fucking bender, dude. #
- If you're working on Stephen King's Dreamcatcher, in any capacity, how do you know when you're finished? #
- Forget writing it…imagine even being the stunt coordinator on Dreamcatcher. You'd be like "what is the goal of this stunt? Clarity?" #
- Did they have a preproduction meeting for Dreamcatcher? Did someone say, "guys, when we do this, let's really knock it out of the park?" #
- They projected low ratings tonight. Let's give em something to project right up their butts. Watch Community with me, west syde! 6 mins! #
- Absolutely correct, he did Muschitz him a little bit. RT @RobSchrab @danharmon Pierce Muschitzed Jeff! #
- DIRECT @joelmchale Vanity Fair leaked that you're replacing jay. Airing the car crash finale a week early. Good luck! #
- Oh, crap. Oh, CRAP. Did that go public?! Oh, no. #
- Oh! AV Club says it wasn't the strongest episode. That must mean…YES! EW.com's John Young says it was the STRONGEST EPISODE! I DID IT! #
- I was going to leave an hour ago. Downloaded one song for the drive, thought I'd do a "quick sync" of my iphone. Oh, grandpa. #
- This is the worst. I can't just unplug the thing, either. The backup took an hour. Now it's syncing 1200 songs. #IranThinksItHasProblems #
- I guess I could spend the time taking a new avatar picture. #
- 400 songs left. Oh, man, I can get cuter than that. #
- 1 hour and 48 minutes until I get to eat 9 soy crisps. I am going to be so fucking hot. #
- to @cyclopticcake and others re: music, when you hear a "needle drop" you like in community, it's usually if not always Joe Russo at work. in reply to cyclopticcake #
- If Superman was a true bad ass, he'd force himself to rely solely on that one power to peel his logo off his chest and throw it on people. #
- If I were Superman, I'd go to Batman and say, "Bring everything you got. I won't even fly. I'll use my logo peeling power, that's it." #
- It would be horrible if Superman had been raised by bees. Or hornets. Hornets wouldn't even have taught him restraint, let alone humility. #
- I'm coming to set today AND I TOOK A SHOWER! Less awkward hugs than ever! #
- I'm feeling dangerously content, even joyful, today. Better go take a quick spin through the comments section at tvbythenumbers.com #
- Dan Harmon's new book, "Agreeing with Dan Harmon: A Strategy for Success," is available for free by agreeing with him. #
- RT @Channel101 Series premiere of Blue Montain State, created by Eric Falconer and Chris Romano, at 10/9 central on Spike! #
- New diet hinges on my management of bagged meals I'm handed in the morning. Shrimp dinner on my desk since 9. Losing weight already. #
- Nobody wants to move Community from Thursday at 8 to 8:01, but if they did, I'd QUIT, so if you like bad asses, tune in! #
- RT @michaelianblack RT @Randazzoj: Text "Haiti" to 90999 and $10 will go to the Red Cross from your phone bill. http://www.state.gov/ #
- Erin found a girl mad that everyone's helping Haiti NOW. She was helping them back when they were just starving! #FeltSameAboutThePixies #
- She refers to the "bangwagan" effect and likes Cinammon Toast Crunch and NCIS. Erin observes she is the real life Andy Samberg character. #
- Does Pat Robertson do "cold cases?" I've had this hunch that the crew of the Challenger shuttle deserved to explode. #
- Jack Black guest stars on Community tomorrow at 8. That's a pretty straightforward tweet, so I farted while typing it. #
- yay for ratings! yay for being sick! yay for Borderlands! #
- The "geek squad" is mounting our TV. I guess I can't get mad that they're rude and clumsy. I specifically paid for geeks. #
- The "geeks" asked if I wanted them to "hide the wires," and I said, "sure," and ten minutes later, I heard sawing. House is rented. Geeky. #
- The commenters at tvbythenumbers.com often seem bewildered and frustrated by TV's refusal to be by the numbers. #
- Bells and whistles aside, life is a progression from "this better not be a zit" to "this better be a zit." #
- The geek squad guys have to wear those disposable booties over their shoes. Or maybe they want to. Are they going to kill me? #
- Stir crazy. Can't go anywhere, first day off since the show started. I'll do some @replies over a dinky salad, but won't RT, it bugs folk #
- To the people who wanted to know: yes, Buddy's "I'm strong and I can kick" was a reference to Crispin Glover – not required reading, though. #
- Geek squad guy keeps asking for things that are in the same drawer as my giant bag of you-know-what. And keeps seeing my PS3 "porn tests." #
- Finally listening to some Childish Gambino by @donglover. Awesome. #
- Thanks for the birthday well wishings, everybody! I'm 37. Don't let it happen to you. #
- I'm not hiding in the men's room. It's tough to break stories at midnight but it really is also a tough shit. #
- Those Glee pussies are on our lot again. #
- 2 yrs = paperback, 5 yrs = shitty movie w/ shot of you as cabbie RT @kelsyabbott Don't put your dick in my wallet and tell me its a bus pass #
- I just heard the missing black widow in my garage yell, in a thick accent, "next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate." #
- Little known campaign slogan of the guy that ran against Eisenhower: "Okay, I didn't win World War II. Big fucking deal." #
- visiting parents in Florida, where stores have less brandy than cashiers named Brandy. #
- Yes, I'm out of town. So you can finally pull off that heist you've been putting off for when I wouldn't be there to… karate chop you. #
- #whywouldyou build a new death star with the same plans as the one that got blown up? #cmonson! (desegregating hash tags) #
- #iloveitwhen my sail boat goes fast. #ifiseeonemore sail boat, I will buy it with a credit card. (gentrifying hash tags) #
- #iamalwaysdownwith relaxed handgun legislation. #youknowyoutrippin when you dis the second amendment (monetizing hash tags) #
- After 2 days of struggle, my parents surrender to the static filled picture-in-picture on their TV. "It eventually went away last time." #
- everyone's favorite episode of Community (halloween) is on NBC right now, ESTers. #
- I am enjoying your enjoyment of the #community marathon while my parents enjoy a recording of Law and Order: SVU. #
- in their defense, they insisted on watching 2 episodes with me last night on their DVR. It'd be funnier if they were less supportive. #
- yeah, sorry if I got the time zone shit wrong…I'm in Florida and the halloween ep. was starting here…who knows. You're on your OWN! #
- My parents, who are both just as fat as me, and who don't have jobs, won't stop counseling me about my weight and finances. #
- Unwisely used the word "tchotchke" in routine ribbing of mom for her bricabrac before realizing it was a fancy city word. 2 days of guilt. #
- I wasn't skirting the yiddish factor; neither my mom nor I would know the difference, the point is, I accidentally sounded alien and judgy. #
- Ordered "pesto" in front of her in '97 and she brings it up in 2009. Like I joined Her Majesty's Secret Fucking Service for eating Pesto. #
- I drive under 2 hrs a day by walking on water RT @douggpound I guess this company's demographic is 'murderer'? http://yfrog.com/3lpicture74p #
- Good morning. I made up with my mother. It helps that I'm leaving. And that it's @alisonbrie 's birthday! She's a Christ figure to me. #
- Shot and cut this with iPhone. App is cool but needs to let you set in point at playhead. http://yfrog.us/j9yb1z #
- Watching Hurt Locker.. wow #
- You ever see those wall phone jacks with the spring loaded covers over them? What freak accident precipitated that safety measure? #
- If a kid sticks his tongue in a phone jack, is there a chance the conductivity of his saliva will trigger a phantom call to China? #
- Both grandpas WWII marines. One ran a machine gun onto Guadalcanal, the other never said what island he was on. http://yfrog.com/3nd92hj #
- In order to carry their flag, I dropped out of college and joined an improv troupe. Take that, Japan. http://yfrog.com/aukl5hj #
- When you translate, you make a confusion of W and 7 #
- RT @JeffBryanDavis Come on, guys. Racism is never the answer. http://bit.ly/62lMZz #
- Script Supervisor Petra http://yfrog.com/3lpk7kj #
- (re: shirt in pic) @joelmchale got everyone shirts for holidaymas, each says something diff. I got "don't eat the crab dip what whaaat?"" #
- Saw Star Trek last night. Loved it. And it loved Star Trek. @robschrab prolly woulda made it look more O.G. but the story hit the spot #
- I liked Star Trek so much I googled it to make sure there would be sequels. Those writers are my new heroes. #ErinMovedInSoNowSheFindsOut #
- When are you Hulu commenters going to stop debating religion under my Christmas episode and notice that Fletch just said "energon cubes?" #
- If someone asks Pierce if his Buddhist sect is a cult, they deduct 2,000 "energon cubes." I wrote it and I'm still laughing. #
- now that we're past Heisenberg's buzzer: @sepinwall wrote 3 paragraphs re: chevy/joel to which I constantly refer (link too long, stacking:) #
- full review here: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/09/community_review_sepinwall_on.html #
- I did name Jeff after a Murray character for exactly that reason, but @sepinwall's description of Chevy as "a soloist" wrinkled my brain. #
- And white inventor responds: "See? I'm not racist, it IS hard." RT @Kustoo HP Face Tracking Software doesn't recognize black people. #
- RT @Groonk Better Off Ted did that joke already. ~ And that is the bathroom mirror post-it note that will define my 2010. #
- So, I bet 99 cents, you raise with album. Nice poker face, Soundtrack From Movie with One Hit Song in It. You should play on riverboats. #
- RT @mike_le your new icon makes me want to bleach my eyes. ~ I could look at it all day. My breasts look so young when my arms are up… #
- RT @Kuhhh Your picture is freaking me out. ~ My title is "Priestley Ate the Peanut Butter" #
- Neil's grandpa is sick. He's back home dealing with it, just texted me that grandpa's pulminologist's name is….Ben Chang @kenjeong #
- I'm dropping everything I'm doing and getting on this RT @VatchePanos This isn't Christmas the way Glenn Beck remembers it. #
- Kept shirtless pic up UNTIL the world STOPPED telling me to change it. Guess the conditioner just became the conditioned, hmm? #
- Ralph's, aisle 3: couple clearly unprepared for parenthood beyond wardrobe. Tiny motorcycle boots undercut by needful shrieks #
- Normally I hate crying babies but this one's just saying what I'd say: "Hey, 60's Haircut. You know what would be ironic? SMILE AT ME." #
- A good unit for measuring agoraphobia is the number of minutes you'll remain on a public toilet at the mall, post business. I'm a 14. #
- Erin said her tights were getting loose so I suggested she just call them "pants," and now they're really tight. I'm a damn genius. #
- Putting the fate of my home entertainment in hands connected to arms with things like these on them http://yfrog.com/3749zj #
- How did Helena Bonham Carter fail to get into this Sherlock Holmes movie? Things must have gotten ugly at the front gate. #
- RT @Kuhhh RT @RobSchrab Kyle' a twat #
- Finally saw Its a Wonderful Life…Love the reveal that for all his capitalist ranting, Potter's ideal society is booze and titty based. #
- Photo: Lazy Toothless Sunday http://tumblr.com/xe24nzqoi #
- Photo: steveagee: http://tumblr.com/xe24oa3lt #
- iTunes open to app store, camera app has pic of Diddy in image, mistook reviewer for saying Diddy is "great but eats battery." #
- On Friday, with no warning, we made a 60ish [white] actress rap. Asked her to be "more methodical" in a take and she said "like Jay-Z?" #
- I know, I know, old lady rapping, sounds like we've got a regular FERMI lab of comedy running down here. It fit contextually, screw you. #
- Rolling the dice with a bit of December 8th Half and Half in the coffee. It smells fine…and December 8th WAS a great week. #
- Ha! RT @RedHourBen VIDEO: "RETWEET IT remix" from me & DeNiro to @aplusk – http://tiny.cc/stiller (remixed by @douggpound) #STILLERSTRONG #
- people get paid to scan my tweets and interview gaffes but nobody gets paid to make sure my pilot script gets submitted for awards? #whine #
- It's my first network show. For real, I'm in charge of remembering I want an Emmy? How is that an "award?" what happened to being awesome? #
- What happened to being a fat piece of dumb lazy shit and the world saying, "Hey, good job, lard ass. Heads up. Award for you." #
- I missed the deadline for the WGA awards, too. What was I supposed to do, march down the street with a "good writer" sign? I WAS WRITING! #
- It's really absurd, you people. I give and I give. I'll be dead by 50. All I ask in return is an award. You know what? I'm going rogue. #
- Someone asked why I would expect an Emmy in 1st season. Isn't there a category for "new" something? That's all I'm good at! Being new! #
- Ah, forget it. I didn't even make James Poniewizick's (sp) best of 2009 runner up list. And he's a drunk! I wasn't gonna win no award. #
- Guys, I may have flown off the handle, there. Stacked some tweets. Called a critic a drunk. Tried to get a free Emmy by whining. Shameful. #
- Okay, I've been informed today is not the deadline for Emmys. It's a deadline for some fashion award. Boy is my face red. #
- Stunt coordinator on this episode is Walter Scott, who I haven't seen since he worked on heat vision and jack with me and @robschrab #
- whoa, @donglover opening for Dong Lover @JoelMcHale in Tempe on new years eve in reply to DonGlover #
- RT @mindykaling I miss when I was a little kid when I could go without peeing for like 4 days #
- RT @rejectedjokes Prince was way off. Doves sound terrified and crazy when they cry. #
- Overheard: Suggested Dialogue Revisions to Original Terminator for Special Edition – REESE: There was a… http://tumblr.com/xe24puzpx #
- To be perfectly honest, I'm starting to wonder if assassins even HAVE a creed. #
- Even though she's been in this position for an hour, to me, it looks like my cat just fell down. http://yfrog.com/3go0mnj #
- It's National Television Betterment Day. If you're a TV writer, remember to ignore ONE note! #
- First pets, then prisoners, then kids, then YOU: RT @JeffBryanDavis RT @veronicachanel: What the What?… http://pootrapusa.com #
- Photoset: Fans will remember Greendale Community College’s trophy case referenced in “Football, Feminism and… http://tumblr.com/xe24qo0c3 #
- RT @TroyTBone09 Abed and I are gonna see Sherlock Holmes on Christmas in non-celebrating solidarity. #
- Getting car back! @daveseger has been driving me since some poor lady dinged it and "turned herself in" to studio security (pretty heroic!) #
- Photo: You can tell a lot about a writer from the contents of the dry erase board in his office. Neil showed… http://tumblr.com/xe24qqna8 #
- I don't think I emptied these bottles myself in 12 episodes. I think someone on my staff sought in vain for the origin of my powers. #
- Why not ask the cast of your REAL favorite show?! RT @chuckeriffic Can the cast of #community do a christmas album pleeease @danharmon #
- If one more person on this production refers to my lack of experience, I'm going to get their advice on what to do to them and how to do it #
- I only wrought Community, @alisonbrie is some other force at work. RT @dannymears enjoy what @danharmon hath wrought. – http://tr.im/I1Mq #
- I agree but don't say "sorry" WHILE looping me in, jagoff. RT @holleratme @azizansari Parks and rec funnier than community. Sorry @danharmon #
- What you want is a perfect girlfriend. That's the "Park Place" of the actual game. How I was able to win this early I'll never know. #
- What's funny about this isn't the actual video but the fact that this is the fourth take: http://yfrog.us/138z3z #
- Seasons Greetings from Abel's office, decorated, I believe, by his good friend Bennet http://yfrog.com/372v7j #
- I heard a rumor that the star of PRIMER is going to be at the Channy Awards at 5 at Cinespace (with @alisonbrie but who cares) #
- Awake, I'm distracted, but on no sleep, I start noticing stuff 20 years behind everyone else. This is nuts to me: http://yfrog.com/37bhuej #
- I guess it's just a dog as a logo on ass wiping paper. I feel like I'm supposed to associate "soft dog" with "nice on my asshole." #
- Fuck, I got heartburn bad. Two zantac, no dice verssus Heineken and no sleep. #
- RT @LaneLipton: I don't have a big hairy ass and rarely shit in the woods, so I buy the puppy. ~ r u identifying with the puppy? #
- RT @jfoiles33: @danharmon hey dan! {insert some stupid shit to get RT'ed}….o shit. ~ Channy Awards 5pm Cinespace poop face. #
- also rumored to be dropping by the Channy Awards: @yvettenbrown @kenjeong Danny Pudi Gillian Jacobs @alisonbrie what whaaaaaat #
- everyone that's going, go glance at a couple of 2009 shows at channel101.com. One episode of George Warrior will do wonders. #
- Also, I'm not sure if @yvettenbrown #
- oops,…not sure if @yvettenbrown will be "offended" by some of the video content…but I think Shirley would be…I can get specific. #
- The kids, they uh…they compete with each other for audience approval all year, and for this show, they kind of….let their hair down…. #
- RT @meganganz: Best piece of career advice I received @ the Channel 101 awards: "Take a nap." <- Was that me? So drunk but so wise! #
- Time to go to a table read. I need more time and tumblr to express enough gratitude re: channy awards. For now: THANKS!!!! #
- Watching Sam Jackson be confounded by miscegeny in Lake View Terrace. White guilt nullified! #
- Every man gets caught surfing porn, but my assistant just walked in on me selecting my show for People's Choice. Awkward: redefined #
- I guess I SORT of remember this? Slow freestyling at channy party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5-eFbx8WQ #
- Oh, um, that slow rap is not suitable for work. Or your mother's house. Or your comedy writer's room (because it's hacky) #
- My New Feminism! – Sexists don’t believe women are capable of being like men, but I do, because they are able… http://tumblr.com/xe24jtbxc #
- Photo: Documenting my writing techniques for sake of legacy http://tumblr.com/xe24jthov #
- RT @BrianWCollins If i may make a note ~ can I just stop you right there, with a note of my own, Brian? It's about your "viewing." #
- Audio: Testing audio in iPhone app. “David Seger is Stupid,” by Emmy winning lyricist Dan Harmon http://tumblr.com/xe24jw4ez #
- RT @killer_weed self-promotion is a real humdinger of a mind-fuck, isn't it? ~ this was supposed to ring "savvy," wasn't it? #
- If you write an article called "Why Good Writers Always Keep a Journal," I'm guessing you're really good…at keeping journals. #
- Video: abedinthemorning: http://tumblr.com/xe24kdvg7 #
- Aw. "Snow Day" is trending. Because kids are having snow days, and they're excited. Floods me with happy memories. #
- Overheard: Text Message Conversation – Dan: Trying to get Michael Ironside…if we book him, you have to come… http://tumblr.com/xe24kjn8s #
- Congrats! RT @paulscheer The League is picked up for 2nd Season (13 eps) – Premiering Next Fall. To celebrate I'm buying Neverland Ranch. #
- Morning. Not to pick favorites but my favorite episode of Community is on tonight, watch it with 7 million friends! #
- Shooting on the Abed's dorm room set again. Batteries not Included Yayuh-Yaaaaaaay #
- you're missing community east coast! #
- Gotta get home to watch my favorite episode with my sick lady, then all my other favorite shows, which are all on NBC. thanks for the props #
- praise from valued source! RT @scharpling:Congrats for the best episode of Community yet. It's exciting to watch the show grow week by week! #
- #Office super funny. #
- Best 30Rock ever. Too many favorite moments to tweet. Now I know how a bad person feels when they watch Bones and Survivor! #
- Flaked on boss' christmas party to take care of my sick girlfriend. Oh, whoops, I slipped and fell and started playing Assassin's Creed 2?! #
- Audio: My hybrid impression of Nell and Austin Powers. http://tumblr.com/xe24m6o3a #
- SHUT UP! RT @sonapanos @danharmon and @daveseger got dressed together this morning. I don't have a picture, but believe me. It's hilarious. #
- Shut UP even MORE! RT @ErinHill2 @sonapanos i vaguely noticed this at breakfast (which we ate after they picked out their outfit). #
- Photo: The star of NBC’s Community gives Joel McHale a pointer or five. http://tumblr.com/xe24mall7 #
- I heard a rumor that the star of PRIMER is going to be at the Channy Awards at 5 at Cinespace (with @alisonbrie but who cares) #
- Awake, I'm distracted, but on no sleep, I start noticing stuff 20 years behind everyone else. This is nuts to me: http://yfrog.com/37bhuej #
- I guess it's just a dog as a logo on ass wiping paper. I feel like I'm supposed to associate "soft dog" with "nice on my asshole." #
- Fuck, I got heartburn bad. Two zantac, no dice verssus Heineken and no sleep. #
- RT @LaneLipton: I don't have a big hairy ass and rarely shit in the woods, so I buy the puppy. ~ r u identifying with the puppy? #
- RT @jfoiles33: @danharmon hey dan! {insert some stupid shit to get RT'ed}….o shit. ~ Channy Awards 5pm Cinespace poop face. #
- also rumored to be dropping by the Channy Awards: @yvettenbrown @kenjeong Danny Pudi Gillian Jacobs @alisonbrie what whaaaaaat #
- everyone that's going, go glance at a couple of 2009 shows at channel101.com. One episode of George Warrior will do wonders. #
- Also, I'm not sure if @yvettenbrown #
- oops,…not sure if @yvettenbrown will be "offended" by some of the video content…but I think Shirley would be…I can get specific. #
- The kids, they uh…they compete with each other for audience approval all year, and for this show, they kind of….let their hair down…. #
- RT @meganganz: Best piece of career advice I received @ the Channel 101 awards: "Take a nap." <- Was that me? So drunk but so wise! #
- Time to go to a table read. I need more time and tumblr to express enough gratitude re: channy awards. For now: THANKS!!!! #
- Watching Sam Jackson be confounded by miscegeny in Lake View Terrace. White guilt nullified! #
- Every man gets caught surfing porn, but my assistant just walked in on me selecting my show for People's Choice. Awkward: redefined #
- I guess I SORT of remember this? Slow freestyling at channy party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5-eFbx8WQ #
- Oh, um, that slow rap is not suitable for work. Or your mother's house. Or your comedy writer's room (because it's hacky) #
- My New Feminism! – Sexists don’t believe women are capable of being like men, but I do, because they are able… http://tumblr.com/xe24jtbxc #
- Photo: Documenting my writing techniques for sake of legacy http://tumblr.com/xe24jthov #
- RT @BrianWCollins If i may make a note ~ can I just stop you right there, with a note of my own, Brian? It's about your "viewing." #
- Audio: Testing audio in iPhone app. “David Seger is Stupid,” by Emmy winning lyricist Dan Harmon http://tumblr.com/xe24jw4ez #
- RT @killer_weed self-promotion is a real humdinger of a mind-fuck, isn't it? ~ this was supposed to ring "savvy," wasn't it? #
- If you write an article called "Why Good Writers Always Keep a Journal," I'm guessing you're really good…at keeping journals. #
- Video: abedinthemorning: http://tumblr.com/xe24kdvg7 #
- Aw. "Snow Day" is trending. Because kids are having snow days, and they're excited. Floods me with happy memories. #
- Overheard: Text Message Conversation – Dan: Trying to get Michael Ironside…if we book him, you have to come… http://tumblr.com/xe24kjn8s #
- Congrats! RT @paulscheer The League is picked up for 2nd Season (13 eps) – Premiering Next Fall. To celebrate I'm buying Neverland Ranch. #
- Morning. Not to pick favorites but my favorite episode of Community is on tonight, watch it with 7 million friends! #
- Shooting on the Abed's dorm room set again. Batteries not Included Yayuh-Yaaaaaaay #
- you're missing community east coast! #
- Gotta get home to watch my favorite episode with my sick lady, then all my other favorite shows, which are all on NBC. thanks for the props #
- praise from valued source! RT @scharpling:Congrats for the best episode of Community yet. It's exciting to watch the show grow week by week! #
- #Office super funny. #
- Best 30Rock ever. Too many favorite moments to tweet. Now I know how a bad person feels when they watch Bones and Survivor! #
- Flaked on boss' christmas party to take care of my sick girlfriend. Oh, whoops, I slipped and fell and started playing Assassin's Creed 2?! #
- Audio: My hybrid impression of Nell and Austin Powers. http://tumblr.com/xe24m6o3a #
- SHUT UP! RT @sonapanos @danharmon and @daveseger got dressed together this morning. I don't have a picture, but believe me. It's hilarious. #
- Shut UP even MORE! RT @ErinHill2 @sonapanos i vaguely noticed this at breakfast (which we ate after they picked out their outfit). #
- Photo: The star of NBC’s Community gives Joel McHale a pointer or five. http://tumblr.com/xe24mall7 #